Bad monkey. Good beer.
Koko was a bad monkey. He wouldn’t clean his cage. He wouldn’t do his homework. And so, like many an unmotivated monkey, he flunked out of school and bounced here and there before finally winding up at the DMV, where he spent his days issuing drivers’ licenses. But Koko had exceptional taste in beer, and Koko advanced his career by enjoying many-a-pint at work of this velvety smooth cream stout, which titillates the taste buds with roasty mocha nuttiness, caramel and cream before submitting to the mind-expanding and drool-inducing flavor of cookie dough. Before long at the DMV, Koko’s attitude improved to the point where he was promoted to the position of throwing banana peels at people standing in line. So remember the Koko story. If you drink this utterly delicious cookie dough cream stout, you may advance in this world to the superstardom of civil serventry!
Editor’s note: This is a fictional representation of a beer-drinking monkey working at the DMV, which may or may not be absolutely ridiculous, if you think about it. Any similarity to an actual DMV staff member, either direct or implied, might likely be coincidental (as far as you know).
| YEAST | Mangrove Jack's M42 New World Strong Dried Ale Yeast, Safale S-04 Dried Ale Yeast, Wyeast 1084 Irish Ale Yeast + Ice Pack, Wyeast 1318 London III Ale Yeast + Ice Pack, None |
|---|---|
| PRIMING OPTION | Priming Sugar, None |
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