South-Of-The-Border Mexican Cerveza Lager Extract Beer Recipe Kit boomchugalug.com Cheap, Discount Online

Make a run for the ultimate lawnmower beer!

Recipe Style: Mexican Lager Extract Beer Recipe Kit 

What does this beer taste like?  We’ll, tilt back your sombrero and have a listen.  Our Mexican Cerveza Ale Extract Beer Recipe Kit is a light and refreshing Mexican pale brew with a mild flavor profile that includes notes of malted barley, a slight sweetness, and a hint of corn and rice. It is often served with a wedge of lime, which adds a tart and citrusy flavor to the beer. The overall taste is crisp, clean, and easy to drink, making it a popular choice for casual occasions or when you want a refreshing beer.

RECIPE SIZE: 5 GALLONS
ORIGINAL GRAVITY: 1.043
FINAL GRAVITY: 1.008
ABV: 4.6%
COLOR: 3 SRM
IBU: 15
READY IN: 4 WEEKS
STARTER: OPTIONAL
2 STAGE: OPTIONAL

And now for the possibly funny, possibly serious, possibly irreverent flowery description….

Hola, desperado. The sun blazes hot and the wind whips dry, and you are on the run from the sheriff, who is hunting you down for the first-degree murder of your lawnmower. That’s right, between the dust, sun, noise, and your overwhelming desire for the ultimate lawnmower beer, you snapped and went medieval on that poor machine with a baseball bat. So where better to run than south-of-the-border, where the white sands and swaying palms welcome you with an icy chest full of this superlative thirst quencher. You’ve found your happy place, where “mano-a-mano” translates as “hand with lime slice places that juicy wedge on rim of beer glass in other hand”. So take a hearty swig of this icy beauty and applaud your decision to murder your lawnmower, because you’ve outrun the law, and now you relax in the shade on your hammock in your paradise south-of-the-border.