Don’t fight the urge – become one with the coconut!
See that pint of beer before you? It’s not just some regular glass that’s going to sit there with its lovely golden shimmer and frothy white head and lure you with these mere superficial attractions. Of course, we’re not going to complain about such superficialities, because they are lovely, but in this beer resides a magical portal to transport your soul to a tropical island where the clear blue surf rolls up the beach to the wind-swept palms where you are bonked square on the head with a coconut! Yes, coconut, in all of its toasty, fruity, velvety goodness that has been created by the beer gods with the expressed purpose of plopping you in a gently swinging hammock with a pint of this delectable cream ale and endowing you with a smile of satisfaction so self-consuming that you will forget like an amnesiac that you are actually sitting in some cubicle playing keyboard jockey while your boss screams over your shoulder to return to reality and finish the Johnson Proposal! See? It’s working already. Coconut trumps reality every time. Give in to the coconut!
YEAST | Safale US-05 Dried Ale Yeast, Cellar Science Dried CALI Ale Yeast, Wyeast 2565 Kolsch Ale Yeast + Ice Pack, Wyeast 1010 American Wheat + Ice Pack, None |
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PRIMING OPTION | Priming Sugar, None |
GRAIN CRUSHING OPTIONS | Crush Grains, Do Not Crush Grains |
Fast Shipping and Professional Packing
We can offer a variety of shipping options due to our long-term partnership with UPS FedEx DHL. Our warehouse staff will package all goods to our exacting specifications. Your goods are thoroughly checked and securely secured prior to shipment. We deliver to thousands of customers every day across multiple countries. This shows our commitment to becoming the largest online retailer in the world. Both Europe and the USA have warehouses and distribution centres.
Orders that contain more than one item are assigned processing times in accordance with the item.
We will inspect each and every one of the items before sending. The majority of orders today are shipped in 48 hours. The delivery time should be between 3 and 7 working days.
Returns
We do not control the inventory in our factory and warehouse. The actual inventory can fluctuate at any time. Please be aware that it is possible that your order could run out of stock even after you have made the order.
Our policy lasts for 30 days. We will not exchange or refund your order when it's been 30 days from the date of purchase.
For your item to be eligible for return, it must be unopened and in the same condition as when you received it. The item must be in the original packaging.